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Post by Tomspy77 on Jan 15, 2014 21:21:48 GMT -6
If you want to stay cold, light a healthy fire...
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Post by sherlew99 on Jan 15, 2014 23:05:43 GMT -6
Uhu sticks are very useful when assembling things. A bit on the end of a screwdriver will help keep the screw straight.
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Post by Tomspy77 on Jan 16, 2014 0:02:37 GMT -6
Time is like infinite cheese on a steak burrito but without all the constipation if you eat a lot of it.
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Post by sherlew99 on Jan 16, 2014 12:36:26 GMT -6
I dreamed of a talking duck last night. (I really did.)
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Post by Tomspy77 on Jan 18, 2014 1:06:20 GMT -6
To cure a cold, place a raw onion on your genitals for roughly an hour.
(What did the duck say BTW?)
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Post by sherlew99 on Jan 18, 2014 12:37:20 GMT -6
(Sorry, I forgot. *sings* What does the duck say? ) Snowman ornaments are planning to take over the world.
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Post by Tomspy77 on Jan 18, 2014 18:46:08 GMT -6
lol
Lamps have feelings too and hate it when you leave them in the dark.
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Post by sherlew99 on Jan 18, 2014 20:35:23 GMT -6
Boomerangs only come back if they like you.
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Post by pickinduck on Jan 19, 2014 20:32:21 GMT -6
Subterranean Uranium I love the sound of that. Beats the hell out of Cellar Door.
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Post by sherlew99 on Jan 19, 2014 20:46:04 GMT -6
Stars twinkle and wish they can dance.
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Post by Tomspy77 on Jan 20, 2014 16:05:45 GMT -6
Computers make the best mac and cheese.
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Post by sherlew99 on Jan 20, 2014 16:08:04 GMT -6
All electrical appliances are designed using a secret cosmic plan.
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Post by Tomspy77 on Jan 20, 2014 23:08:43 GMT -6
Toast can only be made by dragons, but only after they have passed two written tests and can identify burn toast by smell.
(Dragons take their toast Very seriously)
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Post by sherlew99 on Jan 21, 2014 20:05:04 GMT -6
Stores rearrange the items on their shelves now and then just to keep the customers on their toes.
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Post by Tomspy77 on Jan 25, 2014 20:51:21 GMT -6
*Working for years in retail that is not far off from the truth. they move things from eye level to lower and they sell less, eye level products sell higher as do items on 'end caps' and displays that constantly rotate...you retail 101 lesson for today lol*
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Giant sand crabs like to mate on every second Wednesday as there are cheaper commuting options on those days for the local train system.
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