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Post by Tomspy77 on Dec 25, 2013 3:49:51 GMT -6
Most flowers cannot recite poetry without breaking out in a sweat and jumping up and down on their sofas like a rabid Tom Cruise. Uploaded with ImageShack.us
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Post by sherlew99 on Dec 25, 2013 10:30:53 GMT -6
Yams are always embarrassed, that's why they're orange.
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Post by Tomspy77 on Dec 25, 2013 11:43:08 GMT -6
Ducks like to fly near planes to steal peanuts and watch the in flight movie.
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Post by sherlew99 on Dec 25, 2013 12:14:52 GMT -6
Ducks send secret messages with their tales.
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Post by Tomspy77 on Dec 26, 2013 0:35:44 GMT -6
Encoded message are in all your soups, not just the alphabet variety.
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Post by sherlew99 on Dec 26, 2013 10:10:25 GMT -6
(Messages decoded by your taste buds, neat.)
Physicists will one day find a way to harness the Brownian Motion in a stirred cup of tea.
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Post by Tomspy77 on Dec 26, 2013 10:43:51 GMT -6
Lotto players scratch tickets due to an imbalance in thier spleens.
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Post by sherlew99 on Dec 26, 2013 12:04:42 GMT -6
(lol)
Fairies make houses out of tangerine rinds.
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Post by pickinduck on Dec 31, 2013 21:27:54 GMT -6
Salagadoola mechicka boola bibbidi-bobbidi-boo
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Post by pickinduck on Dec 31, 2013 21:31:28 GMT -6
(Messages decoded by your taste buds, neat.) Physicists will one day find a way to harness the Brownian Motion in a stirred cup of tea. Hey I know about Brownian Motion from when I was wine making. Its something you never hear about.
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Post by sherlew99 on Dec 31, 2013 21:40:15 GMT -6
(Hardly every, anyway. Mistletoe plants have lots of secrets to tell.
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Post by pickinduck on Dec 31, 2013 22:44:38 GMT -6
Brownian Motion and small Blue Nun bottles helped me make my best wine.
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Post by sherlew99 on Dec 31, 2013 22:52:23 GMT -6
Squirrels know all sort of secret codes.
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Post by Tomspy77 on Jan 9, 2014 10:16:55 GMT -6
Cats have whiskers so they can sense oncoming traffic at cross walks.
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Post by sherlew99 on Jan 11, 2014 11:45:53 GMT -6
Birds only doze in the trees, they don't sleep.
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