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Post by skyword on Oct 19, 2012 12:01:34 GMT -6
they use tar
Why is it fall?
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Post by sherlew (Ret) on Oct 19, 2012 13:25:47 GMT -6
Because Summer had to step out for awhile.
Why is pizza flat?
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Post by skyword on Oct 19, 2012 18:49:31 GMT -6
Because it wants to be
Do cats know what they want?
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Post by sherlew (Ret) on Oct 19, 2012 19:30:44 GMT -6
Oh yes, they do but we humans are rather clueless.
Do robots fart?
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Post by skyword on Oct 20, 2012 9:19:25 GMT -6
yes they are quite gassy
Why did I get a flat?
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Post by sherlew (Ret) on Oct 20, 2012 19:42:51 GMT -6
The flat-gremlins struck.
Do orcs dance?
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Post by skyword on Oct 21, 2012 10:06:38 GMT -6
no they got no rhythm
Can squirrels tell who will stop for them on roads?
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Post by sherlew (Ret) on Oct 21, 2012 18:22:58 GMT -6
Oh yeah, they can tell by the type of car you drive. Volvo owners always stop. Will my town ever have a decent bus service?
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Post by skyword on Oct 21, 2012 18:31:00 GMT -6
no because that makes sense
How many dog dose it take to be to many?
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Post by sherlew (Ret) on Oct 21, 2012 23:12:31 GMT -6
This is determined by the number of dogs multiplied by the number of squirrels in the yard.
Why does my cat sleep so much?
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Post by skyword on Oct 22, 2012 8:15:57 GMT -6
It's hard being so perfect all the time
What if the factor of squirrels is forty?
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Post by sherlew (Ret) on Oct 22, 2012 11:05:01 GMT -6
Someone will add a 2 and come up with the answer to the meaning of life. How do potatoes get so nicely brown when fried?
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Post by skyword on Oct 23, 2012 5:17:29 GMT -6
it's their favorite color
Why is the sun up
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Post by sherlew (Ret) on Oct 23, 2012 11:48:23 GMT -6
Because she doesn't want to go back to bed.
Why does my MP3 player act up sometimes?
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Post by skyword on Oct 24, 2012 7:23:53 GMT -6
to drive you crazy
Why did I say I would work in the section that no one wants to work in?
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